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Gawd Blush America

In celebration of the Independence Day of these great United States of America, we have created a special episode that is the legendary equivalent of patriotic internet clickbait. Let's review some of the points you will hear in this episode.

Mount Rushmore, Keystone, SD. Sculptures of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln

The most Patriotic town?

Since 1785, the citizens of Bristol, RI have celebrated the birth of the nation (July 4th, 1776–or July 2...if you want to be more technical about it) in no shortage of stars and stripes. This year, 2019, will mark 234 years of parades!





Hey Bristolites! Share your favorite parade memory or tradition by emailing us at hotmessheroespodcast@gmail.com!


Was Thomas Jefferson hot?

Actually, it was Alexander Hamilton the was the lady killah. I mean, look at that petticoat. That powdered wig. Damn. If you are wondering how on earth this topic even came to exist, just listen to the episode.


Tell us who you think makes the hotter founding father here.


Ain't no high-class broad.

We also share some magical Redneck stories so be sure to tune in on your favorite podcast provider (Spotify is experience technical difficulties with our podcast–will return ASAP), but in the meantime enjoy these #MuricanMemes






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